Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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