Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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