We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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