i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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