just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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