Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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