both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Randomize
