no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
My vagina is officially offended.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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