we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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