i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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