SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
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3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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