People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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