matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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