it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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