He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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