I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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