chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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