I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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