I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He did a backflip because drugs
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Randomize
