She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
If its not for food we ain't going out.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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