Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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