I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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