awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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