I don't remember. Are we still dating?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on