Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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