Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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