I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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