I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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