we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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