Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
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I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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