dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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