Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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