You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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