we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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