oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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