i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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