I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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