So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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