whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Randomize
