just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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