worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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Someone shattered a urinal.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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