just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Houston, we have a squirter
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
