marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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