I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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