is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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