Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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