Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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