People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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