I think my fart just growled at me.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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