How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
