well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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