yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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