yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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