Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I love having hate sex.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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